the_debt_of_time

"It couldn't have been that bad," Mia said, looking at Ron and Harry.
"It wasn't," Ginny said lightly.
Harry narrowed his eyes at her.
"You're being dramatic," Ginny insisted. "It was just a picture of the two of you in
Sirius's bed at Hogwarts. You were fully covered, Sirius... wasn't. Toujours Pur."
Mia rolled her eyes in understanding. "Oh please, I thought it was going to be so
much worse. Harry, everyone who went to school with Sirius has seen that tattoo. He was
too proud not to show it off. I'm fairly certain McGonagall has seen it."
Everyone turned to look at Sirius, who simply shrugged his shoulders.
"I can't believe you were in his bed," Ron muttered, "at Hogwarts."
Ginny stared at her brother incredulously. "You never had Lavender in your bed?"
Ron's ears turned bright red.
"Sorry," he said. "I just... It's hard to look at you, 'Mione, and see... a different
you. I'll always see you as my bookworm best friend who lectured me about indecency and
homework. It's a little weird to find out that the girl who yelled at me about snogging
Lavender in the Great Hall, turned out to lose her virginity to Sirius Black."
Remus cleared his throat anxiously and immediately stood up. "Anyone want tea?
I'm going to go make us some tea."
Sirius narrowed his eyes. "Oh, I don't think so, Moony! I'm not taking the bloody
blame for your broken hymen!"
Mia's eyes widened, and she slapped Sirius's chest. "Sirius!"
"Sorry, kitten, your broken hymen," he amended.
Harry and Ron stared at Remus with their eyes wide and mouths agape.
When silence filled the room completely, Ginny let out a satisfied sigh. "This is the
best night of my life," she announced before erupting into a fit of laughter.