land of the living came in the middle of the war, though the details are
unknown. Now a declared war hero and godfather of The Chosen One,
Harry Potter, Sirius Black is also recipient of the Order of Merlin, First
Class and the last of a Noble and Ancient pureblood family.
Is Miss Granger looking for wealth and fame? Is she trying to dilute
the pureblood Houses with her secret Muggle-born agenda? Or is this a case
of simple revenge against Draco Malfoy for choosing a pureblood bride over
his Muggle-born mistress."This shit is getting ridiculous," Sirius groaned, rubbing his forehead. "I'm suddenly
very glad that we're dealing with a rational Mia and not an emotionally vulnerable
Hermione."
"She wasn't emotional, that's for certain," Harry said pointedly. "Pissed off was
more like it. Keep reading."
Sirius looked down.
Harry Potter was unavailable for comment on the scandalous
relationship between his godfather and ex-girlfriend, but we can only imagine
that our poor Saviour is heartbroken over the fact that his feelings were not
taken into consideration. Unsurprising, as the witch has been hurting him
for years with her many affairs.
Fellow member of The Golden Trio (pick up your copy of The
Golden Trio: Young Love in War at local bookstores now) and also
jilted ex-lover of the devious Miss Granger, Ronald Weasley, was asked his
opinion about the relationship between Black and Granger. Though he
refused to comment, he did not appear surprised by the news, which leaves us
all to wonder how long has Miss Granger been finding herself in the company
of older men? Was Sirius Black just another in a long line of wizards that
fell prey to Granger's wiles during the war? Or is Sirius Black a knowing
participant in his own godson's heartbreak?Sirius threw the paper down and snarled as he stood. "Shit!"
"I take it you got to the part where you become the villain?" Harry asked angrily.
"Like I give a fuck what people think about me," Sirius snapped. "We have a bigger
problem on our hands. Where did Mia say she was going?"
Harry frowned, evidently confused and worried at Sirius's tone. "Errands, why?"
"Those were her exact words?" Sirius asked. "She didn't say where she was going or
what she was doing?"