“Look, did you or did you not
do something wrong?”
“I did.”
“And then? I hit you. And now
that’s over. So why sit there and
cry? It’s time for Rescue 911.
William Shatner is waiting. Are you
coming or not?”
—When it came to discipline, Catholic
school was no joke. Whenever I got
into trouble with the nuns at
Maryvale they’d rap me on the
knuckles with the edge of a metal
ruler. For cursing they’d wash my