they wouldn’t let me have any. I’d
argue with the nuns and the priest
all the time.
“Only Catholics can eat Jesus’s
body and drink Jesus’s blood,
right?”
“Yes.”
“But Jesus wasn’t Catholic.”
“No.”
“Jesus was Jewish.”
“Well, yes.”
“So you’re telling me that if
Jesus walked into your church right
now, Jesus would not be allowed to
have the body and blood of Jesus?”
“Well...uh...um...”