I grew up in a black family in a
black neighborhood in a black
country. I’ve traveled to other
black cities in black countries all
over the black continent. And in all
of that time I’ve yet to find a place
where black people like cats. One of
the biggest reasons for that, as we
know in South Africa, is that only
witches have cats, and all cats are
witches.
There was a famous incident
during an Orlando Pirates soccer
match a few years ago. A cat got
into the stadium and ran through
the crowd and out onto the pitch in