Born a Crime

that’s what sent them over the
edge. Black people were just
confused. They didn’t see any
problem with what the man did.
They were like, “Obviously that cat
was a witch. How else would a cat
know how to get out onto a soccer
pitch? Somebody sent it to jinx one
of the teams. That man had to kill
the cat. He was protecting the
players.”
In South Africa, black people
have dogs.