That’s Fufi!”
“No, that’s my dog, Spotty.”
“No, that’s Fufi, my friend.”
“No, this is Spotty.”
“How could this be Spotty? She
doesn’t even have spots. You don’t
know what you’re talking about.”
“This is Spotty!”
“Fufi!”
“Spotty!”
“Fufi!”
Of course, since Fufi was deaf
she didn’t respond to “Spotty” or
“Fufi.” She just stood there. I
started cursing the kid out.
“Give me back my dog!”