- FAUX TOURNÉ is what I do when I’m too lazy
to make a true tourné, which means all the time. The fancy
seven-sided football that you get with a true tourné wastes
carrot, looks pretentious, and is entirely unnecessary. This
method, also called roll-cutting or oblique-cutting, is
supersimple, and it produces attractive evenly shaped
tapered pieces perfect for glazing or adding to more