Two PATHS   to
FRENCH  ONION   SOUPWhat’s   French  onion   soup    doing   in  a   book    of American
food,   you might   ask?    Here’s  the answer: my  goal    is  to  wean
you off of  those   little  packets of  powdered    brown   stuff   to
show     you     that    with    science     at  your    side,   making real
caramelized onions, and French  onion   soup,   is  not nearly  as
time-consuming  or  difficult   as  you think!
There   is  certainly   no  shortage    of  recipes for French  onion
soup    out there,  and the general method  begins  with    the same
basic    technique: cook down   finely  sliced  onions  over    low,
low  heat    so  their   natural     sugars  slowly  and     evenly
caramelize. Once    the onions  are completely  broken  down    to
a   deep    brown,  jam-like    consistency,    just    add stock,  a   splash
of   sherry,     and     a   couple  of  aromatics,  simmer  it  down,
season  with    a   bit of  salt    and pepper, and serve   with    cheesy
croutons.
It’s    a   simple  process,    and the results are infinitely  better
than     any     commercial  version,    but     it’s    a   major   pain    in  the
cul.    All that    slow    caramelizing    takes   a   good    3   to  4   hours   of
constant    pot babysitting.    Let it  go  just    a   bit too long    or  step
away    for 5   minutes,    and you’ve  burnt   your    onions, making
the final   product too bitter  to  use.
As  with    exercise    and marriage,   I   often   think   about   how
great   it’d    be  if  there   were    a   method  that    could   deliver the
exact    same    (or     better!)    results     without     the     massive     time
commitment.  The     bad     news?   After   several     months  (OK,