Once Upon A Time In Carrotland My YouTube Autobiography Which I Definitely Wrote All Of

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Once Upon A Time In Carrotland © Josh Carrott & Ollie Kendal

Published by Compass-Publishing UK 2021

Ghost-written by Ollie Kendal.

Ghost-ghost-written by Jenny Lee and Andy Brierley.

Ghost-ghost-ghost-written by a team of writers on Fiverr who cannot be
named but specialised in erotic fiction. Ollie didn’t know this when he made
the order, but they were very pleasant and, to be honest, did a pretty
good job considering the bizarre job they were tasked with.

Cover artwork © Ben Thomas 2021

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Ollie Kendal 2021

Photograph of burning swan in Caterham Station is adapted from “A 4 EPB
on the Southern Region standing at Caterham railway station in 1984.” by
Phil Richards

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