Jewish Lady: “No, Tiĉ. Stay. Have a glass of wine with
me. I don’t really have a lot of friends. My husband
has all the friends. I don’t really have anybody to hang
out with. It’s kind of lonely in this big old house.”I thought this was kind of weird, but this was a rich lady,
so whatever. I’d talk to her. She did seem lonely. She was
telling me about how her husband’s never at home, how her
sex life was down the drain.
Jewish Lady: “I feel like I’m a virgin again. He doesn’t
touch me or anything.”Tiffany: “Oh, wow.”Jewish Lady: “So who are you dating? I bet you date
hot guys.”Tiffany: “I do okay.”We had this same conversation, like, three times, until I
finally got fed up.
Tiffany: “Girl, why don’t you just buy some dick? You
should come with me to the strip club and just check
it out.”Jewish Lady: “Oh, no. I couldn’t be seen in a place
where men are dancing.”