my pussy! I got a magical unicorn pussy!
I got all sweet and turned to him.
Tiffany: “Roscoe, you were so good, you want
something to drink, baby?”Roscoe: “Yeah, baby, I’d love something to drink.”I walked to the kitchen, and for real in my twenty-two-
year-old brain, I honestly thought to myself, I fucking healed
this guy. I made him healthy. ͷis is the greatest ghetto fairy
tale ever.
I poured him a nice, cold glass of water, and I stopped in
the bathroom to mx my hair and look good for my newly
healed man.
Tiffany: “Here you go, baby, here’s your water.”Roscoe: “Tank youuu, Tiff-a-Knee.”Oh, hell no! It wore off!
My magical pussy power is only temporary!
I was seriously depressed. I honestly thought for a
second my pussy had powers and that I turned this
incredibly sweet handicapped man into a normal boyfriend
(except for that one arm, but still). Yes, I know that’s fucking
nonsense, but I thought it.
Oh, well. He may not be healed, but handicapped or not,
he can still fuck.
I was oĉ work the next day and the day after that, so I