Everybody in unison was like, “Yeah.”Tiffany: “Oh, shit! Nobody told me this shit!”ͳat got a big laugh. I was so uncomfortable. I didn’t
know what to do, so I just did what I always do when I’m
uncomfortable: I made shit WAY WORSE.
I started talking about dick even more, and then I just
kept talking about dick. I was going on about all the dicks,
and then some woman blurts out:
Lesbian: “I got a drawer full of dicks for you, and you
can pick any one you want, baby!”That got the best laugh yet from the crowd.Tiffany: “Okay, no. I was talking about one that is
actually attached to a man. I love men. Let me tell you
about men and they dicks!”I just went into this whole thing about how awesome
men are, and how much I love men, which was pretty
ironic, considering that the best man I had ever been with
in my life lived in a group home for the handicapped.
If I had been a more experienced comedian, I would have
talked about that and made a ton of jokes about that, and
the crowd would have loved it. But I wasn’t there yet. I was
just being antagonizing and awkward.
Lesbian: “We don’t want no dick lovers here!”