The Last Black Unicorn

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Dating


Dating has been hard for me my whole life, and almost


none of the relationships I’ve had have worked out that
well. I guess that’s obvious, since I’m still single, as of the
writing of this book.


How Comedy Fucks with Relationships


I talk about Roscoe onstage sometimes. ͳat shit does not
go over well with some guys. My last boyfriend mrst heard
about Roscoe during a set of mine:


Ex-Boyfriend:    “How    long    did     it  take    you     to  write   that
joke?”

Tiffany:    “No time    at  all.    I   lived   that    joke.”

Ex-Boyfriend:   “You    lying,  that    can’t   be  true.”

Tiffany:     “Oh     no—Roscoe   is  real.   ͳat     whole   story   is
true.”
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