The Last Black Unicorn

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Tiffany:    “That’s okay.   I’ll    take    my  Geo Metro.”

ͳat thing was barely working, but I wouldn’t get rid of
the Geo.


Tiffany:     “I  still   got     my  apartment.  I’ll    go  back    to  my
apartment with my ornery ass.”

Ex-Husband:  “No.    You     don’t   got     to  go  nowhere.    I’m
out of here. I’m leaving.”

He just got in the car and left. ͳat was easy. ͳen his
mama called me:


Mama:    “Why    did     you     send    my  son     home?   What    the
hell?”

Tiffany:    “I  didn’t  send    him nowhere.    Your    son choked
me. Your son sat on me. Your son locked me up. Your
son is abusive.”

I took pictures of my throat and stuĉ and sent them to
her.


Mama:   “Oh you’re  a   great   actress.    You’re  a   wonderful
makeup artist.”

Tiffany:     “I  ain’t   no  makeup  artist.     Did     you     see     my
makeup at the wedding? I did that myself, and it was
horrible, so knock that shit off.”
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