do?”
Tiffany: “A boyfriend is what I need.”
Dean: “How about we give you double credits?”
Tiffany: “I got credits. I go to summer school every
year. I got credits. I need a boyfriend.”
Dean: “Tiĉany, please, be reasonable. I can’t get you a
boyfriend. How about we compensate you the candy
sales?”
Tiffany: “No. I want a boyfriend.”
Dean: “What else, Tiffany? What else?”
Tiffany: “Fine . . . gimme $100 per game.”
Dean: “No, we can’t give you $100. How about $25?”
Tiffany: “$75.”
Dean: “I can’t do $75. I can’t very well compensate you
$75 from candy.”
Tiffany: “No, this ain’t about candy. ͳis is my time
for not having no boyfriend. I’m going to need to get
my hair done. I need to get my nails done. I’m going to
have to start being a ny chick if I want a boyfriend,