Drunk   Girl:   “Don’t  trip.   I’ll    beat    your    ass right   now,    in
front   of  everybody.”Tiffany:    “Come   on. Come,   beat    my  ass,    bitch!”At  mrst,   people  were    laughing,   ’cause  they    thought I   was
just    playing.    ͳen I   pulled  my  hair    oĉ. I   took    my  shoes   oĉ, I
took     my  earrings    oĉ.     I   balled  up  my  mst,    all     furious,    and     I
started praying into    the microphone:
Tiffany:     “Heavenly   Father,     give    me  the     strength    and
the  power   to  beat    this    girl    down    to  the     ground,     and
teach    her     she     ain’t   never   supposed    to  be  this
disrespectful    to  anybody,   because  I   give    zero    fucks,
Lord.    Just    give    me  the     power   to  whip    her     ass.    All
these   things, I   ask in  the name    of  Jesus   Christ. Amen.”I    guess   it  was     the     way     I   said    it,     because     people  stopped
laughing.
By   the     time    she     got     close   to  the     stage,  security    had
grabbed  her.    ͳen     two     big     Samoan  chicks,     who     used    to
come     every   single  week,   came    down    right   behind  her.    And
then,   these   other   two black   girls   that    came    all the time,   they
started whaling on  her.    Security    had to  drag    that    girl    out,    to
stop    her from    getting killed. I   was yelling from    the stage:
Tiffany:     “Bitch,     getting     your    ass     beat    before  you     even
get to  the stage.  We  beating yo  ass right   now!!”