DJ: “Tiff, you’re amazing. Do you ever do parties?”Tiffany: “I love to party.”DJ: “I’d love for you to work for my company. We do
executive parties and Bar Mitzvahs. Here is my card,
give me a call, let’s set up a meeting.”I’m thinking this dude is disgusting. ͳe problem was, I
didn’t know what a Bar Mitzvah was. I had no clue. It just
sounded nasty. I thought he was so nasty, but I didn’t want
to be rude to him, so I took his card. I took it back to my
grandma.
Tiffany: “Grandma, this man asked me to dance at
executive parties and Bar Mitzvahs. Can you believe
this?”Grandma: “Girl, you better call him. ͳat’s getting
close to your people.”Tiffany: “What do you mean ‘getting close to my
people.’ ”Grandma: “Girl, you Jewish.”Tiffany: “No, I’m not. I’m a Jehovah Witness.”Grandma: “No, you not a Jehovah Witness. You’re
Jewish. Jehovah’s Witness is a religion. Your people is