The Last Black Unicorn

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At mrst, I thought it was just a joke, right? So the next
time I asked him, he said the same thing. I was like, This
motherfucker serious?


Tiffany:    “So lemme   get this    straight.   Whoever’s   on  the
road with you, open up they legs for you, is what you
telling me?”

Rumpelstiltskin:     “I  ain’t   no  motherfucking   faggot.     I’m
not saying that, I’m just saying that you can’t go
nowhere, you gonna ruin my marriage. Your type, you
too cute and shit, you gonna have to give up some
pussy.”

Obviously, that was a no go.
ͳen, after I got on a TV show and a movie, now his
manager wants to call me asking if I’ll open up for him. And
he wanted to pay me $500 for mfteen minutes. Fuck THAT.
Rumpelstiltskin was so shocked that I turned down that
offer, he called me up himself.


Tiffany:     “A  minimum,    MINIMUM     of  $2500   for     me  to
open.”

Rumpelstiltskin:    “Nigga, what    is  wrong   with    you?    Don’t
nobody pay that much money for some goddam
comedy. Not no female.”

Tiffany:     “Uh,    yes     they    do.     Yes     they    do.     ͳat’s   what    I
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