The Last Black Unicorn

(Ann) #1

homeless. I was living in the Geo Metro. I used to be
homeless in Beverly Hills, and I thought, If I’m homeless, I’ll
be homeless with class. Keep my nails done. Keep my hair
pretty, baby wipes, I’m fresh, it’s okay. I’m in Beverly Hills. As
long as I’m sleeping in Beverly Hills, I’m safe.
I pulled up to the comedy club one night, and Kevin Hart
saw all that shit in my car.


Kevin:  “What   the fuck    is  going   on  with    you?”

Tiffany:     “Nothing.   I’m     good.   I’m     just    in  between
houses.”

Kevin:  “No.    What    the fuck    is  going   on?”

I told him what was up. I cried and everything, I opened
up to him.


Kevin:   “Tiĉ,   you     can’t   be  living  like    this.   You     a   pretty
girl. Like, you a beautiful woman. Why are you living
in your car? Any dude will be happy to let you live in
his house.”

Tiffany:     “I’m    not     fucking     for     a   roof.   I   fuck    people  to
heal them. Okay? I’m a healer. ͳat’s why I fuck, not
for no roof over my head. I got a car. I got a roof.”

Kevin:   “Tiĉany,    you     crazy   as  fuck.   You     should  not     be
sleeping in your car. Here is $300, get yourself a hotel
room for the week.”
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