and watch these soap operas, and stay classy, and
you’ll get there.”So now I watch soap operas for ideas on how to handle
backstabbing bitches.
Hollywood Accounting
Me and my accountant get into it all the time.
Accountant: “What are you buying from PayPal, you’re
buying a lot of things from PayPal but it doesn’t say
exactly what it is.”Tiffany: “It’s none of your business.”Accountant: “Tiĉany, I cannot legally write it oĉ your
taxes unless you tell me what it is!”So I told him. I had bought this book . . . I’m so fucking
embarrassed about this, but I have to share it. Maybe it’ll
help me get past it. ͳis book is basically how to get a man
and how to get your ex back, or how to get a man to be into
you, right? It’s by this guy who’s like a relationship advisor
guy, and to be a member of his thing is like $39.99 a month,
and you get a book and text messages and stuff.
Accountant: “What is this $39.99 a month, what’s this
for?”