The Last Black Unicorn

(Ann) #1

I gotta admit, that shit feels real good.
Honestly, part of me doesn’t want to work with those
people. ͳe people that I asked to give me a chance, the
ones who said no, I kinda want to just ignore them. I mean,
I’m not going to do that, it’s not professional, but still—I
kinda want to.
ͳe funniest part is that Rumpelstiltskin is all over me
now. Remember that dude, the one who said, “ͳe only way
you can go on tour with me is if you putting out”?
Rumpelstiltskin called me the week after the movie came
out:


Rumpelstiltskin:     “Hey    Tiĉ,    my  mom     said    that    you
amazing and that I’m a fool for not having you on my
shows and stuĉ. I should have been working with you
a long time ago.”

Tiffany:    “Your   mama    right,  she a   smart   woman.  I   told
you that, too.”

Rumpelstiltskin:     “Yeah,  so  how     would   you     feel    about
doing a tour with me, you, some other comedians.
How do you feel about that?”

Tiffany:    “I  don’t   know.   You headlining  it?”

Rumpelstiltskin:    “No,    no, no, no, no. I’m going   to  host.
You be the headliner. You the main attraction. You
the big deal.”
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