Tiffany: “Ah, just putting some tissue in my shirt.”
Foster Grandpa: “Why you doing that?”
Tiffany: “ ’Cause all my friends, they got big boobs and
I want to be like my friends.”
Foster Grandpa: “Well I can help you make your titties
grow.”
Tiffany: “You can?”
Foster Grandpa: “Yeah, just let me suck on them every
day. If you let me suck on them, they’ll grow.”
So, I started letting this old-ass man suck on my titties
every day when I was thirteen.
He never tried to touch my cootchie or nothing. He just
would suck on my titties for mfteen minutes before I left for
school. Then I’d go to school.
When I was nineteen, I was hanging out with one of my
girlfriends, and she was like:
Friend: “Yeah, I’m going to get a boob job.”
Tiffany: “I don’t know. I probably should get a boob
job too, maybe.”
Friend: “Or maybe we get somebody to suck on our
titties every day until they grow.”