The Last Black Unicorn

(Ann) #1
Tiffany:    “That’s cool.”

Titus:  “Hey,   you smoke   weed?”

Tiffany:    “No,    I   do  not smoke   weed.   I   don’t   do  stuĉ    like
that.”

Titus:  “Oh .   .   .   well,   I   do.”

Tiffany:    “How    you smoking weed    and working for the
airline? They drug test me.”

Titus:  “There’s    ways    to  get around  that.”

ͳat exchange basically sums up Titus. Sneaky and
small-time.


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Anyway, we talked all the way to LA. I remember in that
mrst conversation, all the red nags were there. ͳe dude
lived with his mama, even though he was twenty-one and
had a job! I should have run, but I was twenty and dumb.
We exchanged numbers, and we started talking and stuĉ.
Just like friends or whatever. But basically, nothing was
happening at all. So one day, I just laid it out.


Tiffany:    “Look,  I’m kinda   talking to  somebody.   If  you’re
not trying to be, like, my man, ain’t really no reason
for us to even be hanging out or whatever.”
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