The Last Black Unicorn

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Titus:  “Okay,  fine    .   .   .   I   won’t   be  no  pimp.”

So he got a new job working in a cosmetics factory,
boxing makeup.
But he became real distant. We weren’t hanging out all
the time like we used to. For example, I would drop him oĉ
at work, and then I was supposed to pick him up. ͳen he
wouldn’t call me to pick him up, and I didn’t know what he
was getting up to.
And he would ask to use my car, which was mne. But
then I wouldn’t see him for two days.
Yeah, I know, I know. In retrospect, the signs were
obvious. What’s funny is that it took a child to point them
out to me. I mean literally an eight-year-old child.
One day, I was hanging out with Titus’s mom and his
sisters, and this one sister—who was, I repeat, EIGHT
YEARS OLD AT THE TIME—spoke up.


Sister: “You    know    he  cheating    on  you,    girl.   He  cheating
on you with this girl he met at the strip club. He
pimping her in pornos.”

Tiffany:    “What?  Titus   ain’t   pimping nobody.”

Sister: “Yes    he  is.”

Tiffany:    “You    making  this    up.”

Sister: “No I’m not!”
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