You Are a Badass

so articulate, so powerful and bright and
naturally captivating, that she could be
standing at the counter, ordering a
burrito and I’d get all teary-eyed:
”That’s right! No refried beans! You
heard the woman!” So imagine my
surprise when, after one of her talks, she
plunked herself down next to me and
demanded to know how boring it was. I
also have gorgeous friends who think
they’re hideous looking, brilliant clients
who one moment think they’re God’s gift
to mankind and the next need to be talked
off the ledge of self-proclaimed
ineptitude, and an entrepreneurial
neighbor who can’t decide if she’s a
financial powerhouse or if she’s about to