You Are a Badass

• Okay gas mileage


• A sunroof


• Room for friends


• A comfy ride


• A ho-hum stereo


• Reasonably fun to drive


• Decently priced
  Or:

The Audi Q5, a stick of butter on four
wheels with the following attributes:

• Okay gas mileage


• A sunroof that takes up the entire