You Are a Badass

Ridding yourself of your fear and
loathing of money, be it conscious or
subconscious, is essential if you want to
make any. I was extremely poverty-
proud for so long, I felt I was so much
nobler in my pursuit of art and fun and
altruism than those people who wasted
their lives just going after money. No
way in hell was I going to sacrifice my
awesome life just to chase the filthy
dollar! No, instead I was going to
choose between having health insurance
or a place to live. I was going to spend
precious time (that I could have spent,
uh, making money) driving an extra thirty
blocks to the gas station where I could
save three cents a gallon, sifting through