You Are a Badass

and want to get it on.

Subconscious Mind: Physical

pleasure is shameful.

Sex Life: Yawn

Conscious Mind: I want to travel the

world.

Subconscious Mind: Fun =

irresponsible = I won’t be loved

Passport: Blank

It’s sort of like not being able to
enjoy sitting on your front porch
anymore because it totally reeks of
something foul out there. You can come
up with all these brilliant ways to deal
with the problem—light incense, set up