I was hiking in Arches National Park when the Mappiness app in my

phone pinged me. Some people would be annoyed, but not I. Finally, I
was somewhere outside and beautiful and could tell the app how
happy, relaxed and alert I was. Very, very and very. I told it so by
tapping on the screen. Then I victoriously took a photo of the smooth,
salmon-colored cliffs in front of me. Small topographies of lichen