lavatory and sell the gold
chamberpot to Colonel
Aureliano Buendía so that he
could convert it into little
fishes. Amaranta felt so
uncomfortable with her
defective diction and her
habit of using euphemisms to
designate everything that she
would always speak gibberish
in front of her.
Thifisif. she would say,
ifisif onefos ofosif thofosif