One Hundred Years of Solitude

one had the juice of forty
oranges, eight quarts of
coffee, and thirty raw eggs.
On the second morning, after
many hours without sleep and
having put away two pigs, a
bunch of bananas, and four
cases of champagne, The
Elephant suspected that
Aureliano Segundo had
unknowingly discovered the
same method as hers, but by
the absurd route of total
irresponsibility. He was,