and it will work. I've found that I can make women feel attracted to me now
just by teasing them and busting on them. I have women ask me out without
them knowing ANYTHING about me... You see, if you have an agenda, other
people can usually sense it. They pick it up in your subtle body language.
When you're teasing and busting her balls, a woman says to herself, "This
guy obviously isn't just trying to pick up on me, because he'd never say some
of these things if he were..." And the more you do it, the more fun it becomes,
and the more you don't have an agenda... and the more attractive you
become. So remember: Be ATTRACTIVE, NOT JUST INTERESTING.
Examples Of Cocky Comedy
Here are some great random ideas:
One of my favorite ways to bust on a woman is to take any attribute of
hers and disqualify relationship status because of it. For instance, it's
always fun to ask a woman if she's rich or famous, then if she answers
that she's not, tell her that she‘s just messed up her chances with you
and that you're not interested anymore. A universal way to open by flirting is to say, ―You know what they say
about women who...‖ and then DON‘T TELL HER. Just look at her in a
knowing way. "So what's with the big purse? Are you carrying a gun in there?" If she
says that she likes something, say ―You would.‖ If she‘s wearing tall heels, say: "Those are some pretty tall shoes,
what are you, like 4 feet, without them?" If she gives you compliments:o "Look, I'm not like other guys. This compliment thing isn't going to
get you anywhere."o "Already starting with the compliments, huh? Look, let's just get
this over with... go buy me the drink already."o "I'm not giving you my phone number, so just quit."o "Cummon, can't you at least think of something original to
compliment me on?" Mimic something that she's doing in a funny way. For instance, if she
has really rigid posture, pull your shoulders back, sit up extra straight,
and say, "I really think you should work on your posture." Say "Get!" and push her away.