THURSDAY 18 NOVEMBER THE BEST TV FROM SKY AND BEYOND...
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DogTV (dogtv.com)
While many dog owners
leave a radio on when not at
home to soothe their pooch’s
separation anxiety, the
creators of DogTV believe
that mutt-specific visual
programming is where it’s
at. Tested on this writer’s
own dog, a four-year-old
golden retriever called
Nico, pictured, the ambient
burbling of the sleep-
aid films did the job, but
stimulation and relaxation
films only served
to make her
agitated, restless
and grumpy.
There is a trial
period, so try
before you buy.
Update: Nico
is snoring in
front of the
film Dog
Siesta as I type.
Andrew Male
I Was A Male War Bride
(TPTV, 1.55pm)
Although he plays a French
army officer in this Howard
Hawks comedy, Cary Grant
is spared the embarrassment
that might have come from
him trying to do a suitable
accent: he simply uses his
normal voice. Otherwise,
though, he happily lets
the film mock his dignity.
A gentle farce takes shape
as his character falls for an
American lieutenant (Ann
Sheridan) and has to defy
obstacles to spend time with
her. Hollywood’s paragon
of classic male elegance is
eventually forced to assume
a bold new look. (1949) B/W
Charlotte’s Web (Sky Cinema
Family, 2.25pm/9.30pm)
Gary Winick’s film is rowdier
than its source text — EB
White’s tale of a spider who
befriends a pig — but it still
keeps plenty of the book’s
charm. Its reverent depiction
of Charlotte might even have
some young viewers yearning
for a pet arachnid. (2006)
Edward Porter
Loving it: Mary Berry (BBC2, 8pm) Grant and Sheridan (TPTV, 1.55pm)
FILM CHOICE
ON DEMAND
Insecure (Sky/Now)
It is going to be hard to say
goodbye to Issa Rae’s Los
Angeles-set comedy-drama.
Now into its fifth and final
season, this award-winning
show about the sharp end
of black female friendship
has not always run smoothly
but it has been at its finest
Horror Noire (Shudder)
Xavier Burgin’s doc about the
role played in horror films by
African-Americans was one
of the festival hits of 2019.
This neat new companion
film brings together six short
supernatural tales by black
directors that address similar
issues. It is defiantly hit and
miss, but the hits blend
polemic and scares in an
effectively unnerving manner.
Andrew Male
Truman & Tennessee —
An Intimate Conversation
(BBC iPlayer)
Two great gay American
writers, two rivals, two men
caught between genius and
torment. Lisa Immordino
Vreeland’s twin portrait of
literary brilliance possibly
tries to draw too many
parallels between Capote and
Williams, but it’s fun to watch
her trying and the archive
interview clips are fantastic.
Home Sweet Home Alone
(Disney+)
Perhaps any retread of
Home Alone would be a bad
idea, but this one is oddly
misconceived. The burglars
tormented by the young hero
(Archie Yates) are benign
amateurs (Ellie Kemper and
Rob Delaney). Their ordeal
might still raise laughs, but
there is also a chance you
will just feel sorry for them.
Dir: Dan Mazer (2021) EP
when focused on the often
thorny relationship between
Issa (Issa Rae), an educational,
non-profit worker, and Molly
(Yvonne Orji), a corporate
lawyer. Often frank, often
messy, at its core this has
remained an acute, funny,
character-driven show
concerning the real pains,
pleasures and insecurities
of everyday black life. It may
have had a foul mouth, but it
had such a good heart.
Up the creek ... Dougray Scott’s disturbed detective searches for a missing girl (Britbox)
Crime (Britbox)
As an Edinburgh cop show
created by Irvine Welsh,
Crime can be seen as his
take on Ian Rankin, with
the presence of Ken Stott —
Rankin’s John Rebus in
the noughties — underlining
the link. Like Rebus, DI Ray
Lennox (Dougray Scott)
battles demons, but his are
so powerful that his search
for an abducted schoolgirl
is continually interrupted
by Jekyll to Hyde moments;
his partner (played by Joanna
Vanderham) and girlfriend
(Angela Griffin) have yet to
clock how troubled he is.
Scott and Vanderham
make a terrific double act,
but Welsh and his co-writer,
Dean Cavanagh, seem more
interested in wackiness
than telling a detective story.
See the interview with Irvine
Welsh in Culture this week.
John Dugdale
Mary Berry — Love To Cook
(BBC2, 8pm)
“I never use an ingredient you
can’t get in supermarkets all
over the country,” promises
the venerable Berry, stirring
white miso paste into a
marinade for whole unshelled
tiger prawns before going to
Norwich to taste scrambled
tofu. “For me it smells of
wartime dried egg,” she
says of the secret ingredient
(black salt), however, it is
unclear whether or not this is
a recommendation. Later, in
Nadiya’s Fast Flavours (BBC2,
8.30pm), Nadiya Hussain
disassembles some crabsticks
to make a sophisticated and
delicious-looking pakora
sandwich for a “quick lunch”
of the sort that no real person
has time to either make or eat.
Helen Stewart
Carol Klein’s Great British
Gardens (C5, 7pm)
Marchants garden and nursery
near Lewes is Carol Klein’s
destination this week, a place
that “simply flows with lyrical
musicality”. It is a delightful
and soothing look at a garden
determined to obliterate its
carbon footprint and exist in
harmony with the South
Downs around it.
Handmade — Britain’s Best
Woodworker (C4, 8pm)
With Mel Giedroyc echoing
Bake Off’s whimsical glory
days (“Two judges poised like
giant woodlice”), this crafting
competition whittles down the
contestants with two further
challenges: creating a drinks
cabinet “associated with a
particular decade” and an
elegant steam-bent lampshade.
Dalgleish (C5, 9pm)
It is hard to tell what’s more
disturbing in this adaptation
of PD James’s A Taste for
Death: the discovery of two
bodies in a Paddington
church, or the riot of ugly
1970s shirting. Bertie Carvel
is excellent as James’s icy
detective in a dank story of
class and cover-ups.
Victoria Segal
CRITICS’ CHOICE
Letting sleeping
dogs lie