Wanttoassembleyourveryown
Galácticos? Then FUT delivers.
Create that team of GOATs by slow
grind, or real-world money, and
challenge the world. This time there
are returning greats
and a new Elite
Division. The
challenges are fun,
until you notice that
advancement is glacial.
FUT IN MOUTH
Furthermore, I think
it’s naive to think that
FUT doesn’t come with a human
cost. It’s a loot box economy and a
growing body of research states that
there’s a verifiable link with problem
gambling. It’s not the only loot box
game in town, but it’s the biggest
and most profitable. FIFA’s reach,
with 31 million players and an age
rating of 3+, makes any deleterious
effect significant.
You may love FUT and spend no
money, but someone is paying your
share of the billion-dollar revenue. If
anyone is paying more than they can
afford, that’s too many for me. Even if
I had the patience for the grind, I
can’t enjoy it while a minority who
may be vulnerable to the mechanics
lack the protections that come with
gambling legislation, like the UK’s age
and marketing limits. So, as it is, I
can’t recommend FUT. Don’t play it.
The score reflects this, but FIFA
22 without FUT is still vast and
scrumptious. More Volta tricksy
street football, with bearable story
mode and hysterical weekend party
games. Co-op Pro Clubs, kick-off
quick games, House Rules, skill
games, tournaments, and
internationals. Something for even
thedourestfan.At 45 hoursinIfeel
like I’ve only scratched the surface.
We aren’t getting the
HyperMotion tech like next-gen
consoles, and I bristle that it’s not
available for top-spec
systems, but I didn’t
notice at first. FIFA
games look and feel
amazing to play – half
TV viewer, half
participant, like you’re
there doing it, but
talented. I was
preoccupied by the
slower, more realistic pace, like
running in treacle, and the better
goalkeepers. Then I realised this was
the same game again, with tweaks.
Atleastthecareermodes are
finallygettinglove.PlayerCareer
Mode,whereyoutakeayouth with
potentialandaimforthetop, now has
skillpoints,perks,askilltree, and
giantfloatingobjectives.The dressing
roomanimationsofyourteen cradling
aman-of-the-matchtrophy in
disbeliefaresweet,andthesense of
accomplishment is real. When
dropped, you can now get subbed on
or leave with the repaired transfer
system. It’s not a story mode, like The
Journey, but it’s better for the
narrative being player-led.
Manager Career gets some cringey
animation, but pressers that play-out
like a Telltale game work well.
However, after your preparations,
you still play the game, with no
option to watch. Your skill, or lack
thereof, is still the main thing. You
can sim, but you’ll invariably lose.
Whether all this demands your
purchase is almost moot. Regulars
will want those incremental
improvements, and new kits and
squads. In thrall to FUT? You’ll desire
the shiniest, newest things. FIFA 22 is
imperfect, we deserve more, and feels
expensive for what sometimes seems
to me like generous DLC, or a
subscription where I start from
scratch each year. But ultimately
those complaints barely matter – I
know I’m already on board.
If you’re new, I wouldn’t hesitate
to recommend it. Gentle on the
easiest difficulty, the challenge rises
in satisfying steps. Ignore the faults
and weave a narrative within it.
That’s what football really is. There’s
nothing like chipping one in and
wheeling away to the fans behind the
goal, like that amazing seven-a-side
game you had once, but over and
over,foranaudienceofmillions.
76
Wonderful and
distasteful all at once, it
entertains and fails in
turns, like Frank
Worthington.
VERDICT
F
ootball stopped during lockdown. So did time, as I count it.
Listless, I bought FIFA 20. When I scored, the camera shook as
it does at Anfield, and I actually cried with joy. Weird time,
obviously, but this is the power FIFA has. If you love football,
in whatever hue or flavour, FIFA 22 should be part of your life.
It recreates everything special about the game – but also its greed and
superficiality, encapsulated by FIFA Ultimate Team.
THE BEAUTIFUL SAME
FIFA 22’s Jogo Bonito hasn’t changed much, but it’s enough
By Matt Killeen
We aren’t
getting the
HyperMotion
tech like next-
gen consoles
NEEDTOKNOW
WHAT IS IT?
An annual football sim
that doesn’t change
much these days
EXPECT TO PAY
£50
DEVELOPER
EA Vancouver, EA
Romania
PUBLISHER
EA Sports
REVIEWED ON
GTX 980 Ti, Intel
i5-4690K, 32GB RAM
MULTIPLAYER
Yes
LINK
ea.com/games/fifa/
fifa-22
PETTY ANNOYANCES
New FIFA, old problems
WINGERS ARE POINTLESS
You can be Vinícius Júnior at the
Bernabéu, but your crosses
probably won’t beat the first man.
LEGENDARY DIFFICULTY
Want to see world-class players
reborn as Sunday Leaguers? Not
the AI’s players that is, just yours.
FOULS
VAR continues to have only a
spectral presence. And there’s
still no dive button.
JUVENTUS
Still not playing well with others
and think they’re too good for us.
Art imitates life.
FIFA 22
REVIEW