by Alan Townendaway but unfortunately she had fallen asleep, missed the station she
wanted and didn't wake up until the train came to the end of the
line, which happened to be the very port where we had met her
some weeks before. She decided there and then that she would not
put up with any more of the jokes which had haunted her all her life
and booked a passage on the next ship never finding the courage
with which to explain the reason for her departure. What you might
call a RELATIVELY simple explanation.