Readers Digest UK - December 2021

DECEMBER 2021 • 141

I’ve been handing out my CV at IKEA
because sometimes it’s just good to
get your foot in the Slorgensfläugh.
Comedian GLENN MOORE

I’m listening to a great ASMR book on
Barely Audible. Seen on Twitter

Could I do an impression of a
flamingo being arrested?
Easy, I could do it standing on one
leg with my hands tied behind my
back. Comedian JAKE LAMBERT

I lost my job at the hospital for
stealing a neck brace but at least
I can still hold my head up high.
Submitted via email

Typos make me sic.
Comedian OLAF FALAFEL

Meryl Streep’s siblings are called
Quality, Coronation and Miracle-on-
34th. Seen on Twitter

How did Mary and Joseph

know Jesus’ weight

when he was

born? They had a

WEIGH IN A

MANGER!

Seen online

THESE HILARIOUS

CHRISTMAS WRAPPING

CHOICES ARE MORE FUN

THAN THE GIFTS

via boredpanda.com

It’s A Wrap!