The Times Magazine 21
MARCH
19.03 Asylum seekers ‘could be sent offshore’
“Priti Patel was once again talking about
sending migrants seeking asylum to be
processed offshore. Gibraltar and the Isle of
Man had been considered at this point, but
subsequently Albania has been discussed. Just
as the Albanians hadn’t heard about the UK’s
plans, I doubt the seagulls on Rockall had in
my cartoon scenario. I do think these schemes
are discussed to put the frighteners on people.”
20.03 Highland fling
“This is back to Nicola Sturgeon, who
had been found by an inquiry to have
misled the Scottish parliament over the
sexual harassment investigation into her
predecessor, Alex Salmond.”