48 19 December 2021
TUESDAY
1G
6.00 Breakfast The latest reports.
9.15 Morning Live Magazine.
10.00 Animal Park Insights. (R)
10.45 A Countryside Christmas
Tips on making a card and
choosing the right tree. (2/4)
11.15 Homes Under The Hammer
Properties at auction. (R)
12.15 Bargain Hunt Curios. (R)
1.00 News; Weather Reports.
1.45 Spy In The Snow Wildlife. (R)
2.45 CHOICE Saving Mr Banks
Stars Emma Thompson and
Tom Hanks. Walt Disney tries
to persuade the creator of
Mary Poppins to part with
the movie rights to her
beloved creation. (2013,
PG; see Film choice)
4.45 Wallace & Gromit — The
Wrong Trousers The duo fall
foul of a villainous penguin. (R)
5.15 Pointless Unorthodox quiz. (R)
6.00 News; Weather Reports.
6.30 Regional News Update.
7.00 The Goes Wrong Show —
The Spirit Of Christmas
Chaos ensues after an
amateur-dramatics society
undertakes an ambitious
endeavour. (Series 1, ep 1, R)
7.30 EastEnders Martin confronts
Zack and threatens to tell
Sharon everything; and Phil
gets a promising message
from his private investigator.
8.00 Celebrity Masterchef
Christmas Cook-Off John
Torode and Gregg Wallace
invite former contestants Oti
Mabuse, Joey Essex, Neil
Ruddock, Judi Love and Su
Pollard back to the kitchen.
9.00 The Girl Before After
receiving shocking news, Jane
resolves to find out exactly
what Edward knows about
Emma’s fate; and in flashback,
the police pick apart the
story of Emma’s assault. (3/4)
10.00 News; Weather Reports.
10.35 The Royle Family The
clan gathers for another
Christmas Day, which sees
Barbara handing out her
pound-shop presents. (R)
11.35 Have I Got A Bit More News
For You With panellists Steph
McGovern and Armando
Iannucci. (Last in series, R)
12.20 The Graham Norton Show
With guests Stanley Tucci,
Jamie Oliver and Romesh
Ranganathan. (R)
1.15-6.00 Joins BBC News
SCOTLAND 4.45 Scotland’s Best
Dog. 6.30 Reporting Scotland.
6.10 Masterchef — The
Professionals (Signed, R)
7.10 Antiques Road Trip (R)
8.10 Lifeline An appeal. (R)
8.20 A Very Country Christmas (R)
9.20 Dancing Through Christmas
Romantic drama, with
AnnaLynne McCord. (R)
10.50 Snow Wolf Family And Me
The lives of Arctic wolves. (R)
11.20 Nigellissima — An Italian
Inspired Christmas (R)
12.20 Inside The Christmas
Factory Festive treats. (R)
1.20 Great Alaskan Railroad
Journeys Travel. (2/5, R)
1.50 FILM: Doctor Zhivago Stars
Omar Sharif and Julie
Christie. A physician is torn
between loyalty to his wife
and his love for another
woman. Superb. (1965, PG)
5.00 Remarkable Places To Eat At
Christmas In Bristol. (R)
6.00 The Good Life Margo and
Jerry spend Christmas with
Tom and Barbara. (R)
6.30 Mortimer & Whitehouse
— Gone Christmas Fishing
Bob and Paul have a festive
fishing experience in
Middlesbrough. (R)
7.30 Dad’s Army The troops
take on a rival platoon. (R)
8.30 University Challenge
Teams from Winchester and
Bradford compete for a place
in the semi-finals of the quiz.
9.00 CHOICE A Taste Of
Christmas Andi Oliver meets
three families from Glasgow
as they create celebratory
feasts for their nearest and
dearest. (See Critics’ choice)
10.00 Impeachment — American
Crime Story The Starr
Report’s flood of salacious
details mortifies Monica;
and Linda is further vilified
after the release of her
tapes. (Last in series)
11.10 What We Do In The Shadows
Nandor pursues a healthier
lifestyle. (Series 3, ep 8) 11.35
What We Do In The Shadows
Colin celebrates a birthday.
12.00 What We Do In The
Shadows The housemates
grieve the loss of one of
their own. (Last in series)
12.30 NFL This Week Action.
1.20 Mary Berry’s Festive Feasts
A Christmas feast. (Signed, R)
2.20 Bridget Riley — Painting The
Line British art. (Signed, R)
3.20-4.20 Dolly — The Sheep
That Changed The World
Documentary. (Signed, R)
6.00 Good Morning Britain
9.00 Lorraine Lifestyle chat.
10.00 Supermarket Sweep (R)
11.00 In For A Penny Game. (R)
11.30 Midsomer Murders With
John Nettles. Barnaby
investigates a fatal explosion
at a haulage yard. (R)
1.30 News; Weather Reports.
1.45 CHOICE Shrek With the
voices of Mike Myers and
Cameron Diaz. A grumpy
ogre is forced to rescue
a princess from a dragon.
(2001, U; see Film choice)
3.30 You’ve Been Framed (R)
4.00 Tipping Point Gameshow. (R)
5.00 The Chase Quiz show. (R)
6.00 Regional News Update.
6.30 News; Weather Reports.
7.00 Emmerdale Billy and Dawn
share an emotional moment;
and Meena is disrupted.
7.30 Gino’s Italian Family
Adventure Gino D’Acampo
takes his wife, Jess, to Puglia.
8.00 Love Your Garden In
Wakefield, Alan Titchmarsh
and the team create a
secluded secret garden.
9.00 CHOICE Philip — Prince,
Husband, Father
Documentary charting the
life of Prince Philip, featuring
rare footage and recordings.
(See Critics’ choice)
10.00 News At Ten Bulletin.
10.45 The Savoy Life at the
London hotel over the festive
season. (Last in series, R)
11.40 FILM: Shaun Of The Dead
Stars Simon Pegg. An
aimless man decides to get
his life back on track just as
zombies roam the streets of
London to feast on the living.
Dead good fun. (2004, 15)
1.15 Teleshopping Goods.
3.00 FYI Extra Entertainment news.
3.15 Extraordinary Twins (1/2, R)
4.05 Unwind Daily relaxation.
5.05-6.00 Tipping Point Quiz. (R)
6.15 The King Of Queens (R)
7.05 The Big Bang Theory (R)
7.50 The Simpsons Cartoon. (R)
9.20 Frasier American sitcom. (R)
10.20 Christmas At Grand Valley
Romantic drama, with Danica
McKellar and Brennan Elliot.
Burned out from the hubbub
of the Chicago gallery
world, an artist returns home
just in time for Christmas.
12.05 News; Weather Reports.
12.10 Couples Come Dine With Me
Parties in Northampton. (R)
1.10 Jamie’s Quick And Easy
Christmas Festive recipes. (R)
2.10 Countdown Gameshow.
3.00 A Place In The Sun (R)
4.00 Chateau DIY A staircase.
5.00 Kirstie’s Handmade
Christmas Making canapés.
6.00 The Simpsons Homer tries
to be more generous. (R)
6.30 Hollyoaks Chester soap. (R)
7.00 News; Weather Reports.
8.00 New Life In The Country The
family prepares for a perfect
countryside Christmas,
building a grand treehouse
inspired by an alpine chalet.
9.00 CHOICE Amazing Spaces
— George’s Icelandic
Adventure George Clarke
and the master craftsman Will
Hardie explore the best of
Iceland’s architecture, from
a traditional home made of
turf to a treetop hotel room
inspired by a Christmas
bauble. (See Critics’ choice)
10.00 CHOICE The Great British
Truck Up Documentary
following would-be lorry
drivers as they undergo five
days of intensive training at
the National Driving Centre in
Croydon, before taking their
tests. (See Critics’ choice)
11.00 Celebrity Gogglebox
Memorable moments of the
year, featuring some of the
country’s favourite celebrities
critiquing shows. (R)
12.00 FILM: Mr & Mrs Smith Stars
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
A couple discover they are
rival assassins hired to kill
each other — a situation that
restores some excitement to
their relationship. Supremely
silly adventure. (2005, 15)
2.00 The Simpsons Cartoon. (R)
3.15 Ramsay’s Kitchen
Nightmares USA Advice. (R)
4.00 Couples Come Dine With Me
Parties in Bedfordshire. (R)
4.55 Cook Clever, Waste Less (R)
5.25-6.05 Countdown Game. (R)
6.00 Milkshake! Fun for children.
9.15 Jeremy Vine Debate.
11.15 Entertainment News Gossip.
11.20 Friends American sitcom. (R)
11.50 FILM: Gnomeo & Juliet With
the voices of James McAvoy
and Emily Blunt. Two garden
fall in love over a fence, but
their romance is threatened
by a bitter feud between
their houses. Breezy. (2011, U)
1.35 Christmas Rivalry Drama,
with Jacky Lai. A woman
returns to her hometown to
drown her sorrows after a
recent political defeat.
3.30 A Nutcracker Christmas
Drama, with Amy Acker.
A jaded ex-ballet dancer
struggles with her own
emotions as she mentors her
niece to star in a production
of The Nutcracker. (R)
5.20 The Christmas Toy Maker
Drama, with Marisol Nichols.
A toy company CEO must
convince her former business
partner to agree to a merger
with a much larger company.
7.00 Cadbury’s At Christmas &
Other Chocolate Treats
Featuring a look at Fortnum &
Mason’s new confectionery
department after a refit. (R)
8.00 Harrods At Christmas A
behind-the-scenes look inside
the world famous department
store at Christmas, with
former employees discussing
what it is like looking after
celebrities and royalty
during the festive season.
9.00 Christmas Cruising With
Susan Calman The presenter
goes in search of the
Northern Lights as her
trip takes her from the
northern city of Tromso
to Arctic Finnsnes. (2/2)
10.00 FILM: Meet The Parents
Stars Robert De Niro and Ben
Stiller. A male nurse makes
a disastrous bid to impress
his girlfriend’s strict father
— a former CIA agent who
does not suffer fools gladly.
Funny comedy. (2000, 12)
12.15 Greatest Ever Celebrity
Wind Ups Joe Pasquale
revisits celebrity pranks. (R)
1.15 The 21.co.uk Live Casino
Show Interactive gambling.
3.20 Hot Body Hot Yoga
— Downward Dog (R)
4.05 Tower Block Kids (2/2, R)
4.50 Our New Puppy A border
collie tries sheep herding. (R)
5.35-6.00 House Doctor (R)
ITV WALES 7.30 Coast & Country
10.45 Gino’s Italian Family
Adventure 11.10 Gino’s Italian Family
Adventure BBC1 WALES 7.00 The
Asian Welsh 11.35 Age Of Outrage
11.55 Have I Got A Bit More News For
You 12.40 The Graham Norton Show
1.30 BBC News BBC2 WALES 6.00
Tudur’s TV Flashback 6.30 Dad’s
Army 7.00 The Goes Wrong Show
— The Spirit Of Christmas 7.30
Mortimer & Whitehouse — Gone
Christmas Fishing S4C 6.00 Cyw
12.00 Newyddion A’r Tywydd
VARIATIONS
12.05 Her Yr Hinsawdd 12.30 Heno
1.00 Adre 1.30 Ffermio 2.00
Newyddion A’r Tywydd 2.05
Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion A’r
Tywydd 3.05 Canu Gyda Fy Arwr
4.00 Awr Fawr: Caru Canu 4.05
Meic Y Marchog 4.20 Anifeiliaid
Bach Y Byd 4.30 Pablo 4.45 Amser
Maith Maith Yn Ôl 5.00 Stwnsh: Oi!
Osgar 5.10 Mwy O Stwnsh Sadwrn
5.35 Y Dyfnfor 5.55 Larfa 6.00
Pysgod I Bawb 6.30 Rownd A Rownd
6.57 Newyddion S4C 7.00 Heno
7.30Newyddion A’r Tywydd
8.00 Pobol Y Cwm. Kath discovers a
secret from Brynmor’s past; and
Colin is swamped by guilt 8.25
Rownd A Rownd. Vince feels guilty
for betraying his best friend, Ken
8.55 Newyddion A’r Tywydd 9.00
Cefn Gwlad. Visits to people and
local businesses in the Welsh
countryside 10.00 Rocco Schiavone.
Unorthodox police detective Rocco
and his team initiate parallel
investigations 11.05-11.40 Nyrsys.
The programme follows a healthcare
assistant in Pembrokeshire
I want more: Oliver (BBC2, 9pm)
BBC1 BBC2 ITV CHANNEL 4 CHANNEL 5
Inside
A one-man extravaganza
of music and comedy
from the living room of
comedian Bo Burnham:
unhinged, frenzied,
claustrophobic, with
skits on “white woman’s
Instagram” and ditties
about life on the internet
(“Could I interest you
in everything all of the
time?”). Like being stuck
in your own head, if your
head was a disco ball. TS
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