One Saturday afternoon little old Johnny the Snake
was playing around in his front yard and he got bored.
He decided to go out the back and hiss in the pit.
There he was hissing in the pit, making a lot of noise
hissing in the pit, having a lot of fun hissing in the pit,
when his Mom came out. "What are you doing there
Johnny, hissing in the pit, that's my pit and you're not
going to hiss in it." With that, little Johnny got out of
the pit and his Mom went back inside to get on with
the ironing.
Little Johnny got round to thinking "If you can't
hiss in your own pit who's pit can you hiss in?" so he
got back in the pit and started hissing. Johnny's
Mom heard the noise and rushed to the back door.
"You naughty little snake, Johnny, I told you only
five minutes ago that you weren't allowed to hiss in
the pit. That's my pit and you're not going to hiss in
it. If you wanna hiss in a pit, you go up to Mrs Pots'
pit 'n hiss." With that little Johnny the Snake said,
"All right Mom," and off he went, tail between his
legs, making his way to Mrs Pots' pit. On the way
there he met his best friend Jimmy the Snake,
"Where ya going?" says Jimmy. "My Mom says I'm
not allowed to hiss in my own pit, I've got to go up
to Mrs Pots' pit to hiss, do you wanna come with
me?" "No I don't," said Jimmy. "All right I'll go on
my own!" Says Johnny.
So off went little Johnny the Snake all on his own.
He got to Mrs Pots' pit and started hissing and Mrs
Pots came out and said to Johnny, "What are you
doing there, hissing in my pit?" "Well Mrs Pots my
Mom says that I'm not allowed to hiss in our pit Mrs
Pots, my Mom told me to come 9ver and hiss in your
pit Mrs Pots so that's what I'm doing hissing in your
pit Mrs Pots." "Well Johnny you can't do that because
that's my pit and you're not going to hiss in it, you go