The Art of Approaching

(Rick Simeone) #1

“And sending you the proof?”


“Well, they’re boyfriend/girlfriend right? But they keep trying to get me into bed with
them. So they’re always sending me pictures of them doing crazy sex stuff.”


I squinted at her. “I bet that turns you on, right?”


She smiled shyly. “Yeah, but I’d never do it.”


“Afraid things would get weird?” I asked.


“Yeah, you never want to do that stuff with friends. It causes too many problems.”


“Yeah, it’s much better just to hook up with random strangers. Or better yet, people you
don’t even like!”


She laughed. “Oh yeah, because you totally don’t care what they think.”


“It’s either that or have all your friends start sending in naked pictures,” I said. “But if
you ever lost your phone, you’d totally pull a Paris Hilton.”


“Nothing wrong with a little nudity,” she said.


“Female nudity, yes. Male nudity, I can do without. Honestly, I don’t know why you
girls find us guys so sexy.”


“You do have your moments,” she laughed.


“Yeah? What do you like about the male body?”


“I don’t know,” she said. “It’s different with every guy.”


“But if you HAD to pick a favorite part,” I asked, “What would it be?”


“The lips,” she said. “I love lips.”


(Author’s note: Denotes oral fixation. Very cool!)


“Really?” I said. “That’s awesome. I wasn’t expecting that. What kind of lips do you
like?”


“I don’t like thin lips,” she said. “I like it when a guy has fuller lips. Like yours. You
have very nice lips.”


I smiled. “You should see my ass. I’m told it has great lips too”


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