The Acid Tesi 117CAVALRY OR INFANTRY?
Compare the two quotations on page 118. How many chariot
riders did David slay? Seven hundred or seven thousand? And
further, did he slay 40 000 “HORSEMEN” or 40 000 “FOOT
MEN?" The implication in the conflicting records between 2
Samuel 10:18 and 1 Chronicles 19:18 is not only that God could
not discern the difference between hundreds and thousands, but
that He could not even distinguish “ CA VA LR Y” from “ IN
FANTRY!” It is obvious that blasphemy masquerades in the
Christian dictionary as “inspiration!"PRACTICAL HOMEWORKSolomon in his glory began building a royal palace for himself
which took him thirteen years. We learn this from the 1st Book
of Kings, chapter 7. You remember Dr. Parker’s boast (Page 108)
about "whole pages being taken up by obscure names”?
Well, for sheer puerility you cannot beat this chapter 7 and
Ezekiel chapter 45. You owe it to yourself to read it just once in
your lifetime. After that, you will really appreciate the Holy
Qur’an! Reproduced on pages 119 and 120, you will read the
passages for your boring pleasure. Obtain your own Bible and
colour code it for easy reference. You may colour the various
references from this booklet in your Bible: “ Yellow” for all
contradictions; “ Red” for pornographic passages, and “ Green”
for sensible, acceptable quotations as the ones I have mentioned
at the beginning of this essay — that is, words that you can
effortlessly recognize as being those of God and His Holy
Messengers. With just this preparation, you will be ready to
confute and confuse any missionary or Bible scholar that comes
your way! “IF WE PERSPIRE MORE IN TIMES OF PEACE, WE
WILL BLEED LESS IN TIMES OF WAR.” (Chiang Kai-Shek)
HOW HYGIENIC?Turn, now to page 121 and note that the author of 1 Kings 7:26
has counted 2 000 baths in Solomon’s palace, but the author of
Cominued on page 123