woody 1. n. a wooden surfboard; a surf-
board. Who’s the guy with the woody on
his head? Get your woody, and let’s get
moving. 2. n. an erection of the penis.
His morning woody made a little moun-
tain with the sheets on his bed.
woof[wUf] 1. in. to boast; to sell a wolf
ticket;to chatter. (Black.) They’re just
woofing. Ignore them. Stop woofing,
Fred. You sound silly. 2. in. to vomit.
(Onomatopoetic.) Somebody woofed
on our driveway. Beavis had to woof on
the way home.
woof cookiestv. to vomit. Bill is in the
bathroom woofing cookies. Waldo had
to woof cookies in the bushes.
woofitsGo to woefits.
woofled[“wUfld] mod. alcohol intoxicated.
Good grief, was he woof led! Did I get
woof led last night? I just don’t remember.
woofle-water and wozzle-watern. whis-
key; liquor. Haven’t you had just about
enough woof le-water? No more wozzle-
water for me.
wooliesn. long underwear. It’s the time
of the year for woolies! I wish I’d worn
my woolies today.
woozy[“wuzi] 1. mod. sleepy; disoriented.
Aren’t you woozy at this time of day?
Who is that woozy gal by the window?
I’m still sort of woozy. Give me a minute
or two to wake up. 2. mod. alcohol intox-
icated. I felt a little woozy, but that
didn’t stop me from having more. Wo oz y
as I am, I can still drive. Now, give me back
my keys.
Word. 1. and Word up. interj. Correct.;
Right. I hear you, man. Word. Word.
I agree. Yes, it’s time to go. Word up. 2.
interj. Hello. Word. What’s new.
Word. Living large?
word hole and cake hole; pie holen. the
mouth. Put this food in your word hole,
chew it up, and swallow it.
Word up.Go to Word.
workaholicn. someone who is obsessed
with work. Jerry is a workaholic. He
can’t enjoy a vacation. Are workaholics
really productive?
working stiffn. a working man; a man
who must work to live. (See also stiff.)
But does the working stiff really care
about all this economic stuff? All the
working stiffs want is a raise.
work one’s ass offGo to work one’s tail
off
work one’s buns offGo to work one’s tail
off.
work one’s butt offGo to work one’s tail
off.
work oneself uptv. to allow oneself to be-
come emotionally upset. Todd worked
himself up, and I thought he would
scream. Don’t work yourself up over
Tracy. She’s not worth it.
work oneself (up) into a lather 1. tv. to
work very hard and sweat very much. (In
the way that a horse works up a lather.)
Don’t work yourself up into a lather. We
don’t need to finish this today. I worked
myself into a lather getting this stuff ready.
- tv. to get excited or angry. (An elabo-
ration ofwork oneself up to some-
thing.) Now, now, don’t work yourself
up into a lather. He had worked him-
self into such a lather, I was afraid he
would have a stroke.
work oneself up to somethingtv. to get
oneself mentally ready to do something.
I spent all morning working myself up
to taking the driver’s test. I had to work
myself up to it little by little.
work one’s tail off and work one’s ass
off; work one’s buns off; work one’s
butt offtv. to work very hard. (Use cau-
tion with butt.) I worked my tail off to
get done on time. You spend half your
life working your butt off—and for what?
theworksn. the entire amount; everything.
I’d like my hamburger with onions,
pickles, catsup, mustard—the works.
She’s getting the works at the beauty
shop—cut, wash, dye, and set.
work someone over 1. tv. to threaten, in-
timidate, or beat someone. Ziggy
threatened to work Sam over. TBruno
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