5.00pm FILM: Kelly’s Heroes
Stars Clint Eastwood, Donald
Sutherland and Telly Savalas.
American soldiers go behind
enemy lines in an effort to
get their hands on Nazi
gold. Flashy adventure.
(1970, PG; includes FYI Daily)
8.00 Goodwood Members
Meeting Highlights.
9.00 FILM: Rocky Stars Sylvester
Stallone and Carl Weathers.
A struggling boxer gets an
unexpected shot at taking on
the heavyweight champion
of the world. Triumphant.
(1976, 12; includes FYI Daily)
11.30 All Elite Wrestling
— Dynamite Hard-hitting
action from America.
1.35 Minder Comedy drama.
2.40 Unwind Daily relaxation.
3.00-6.00 Teleshopping Goods.5.55pm Car SOS Fuzz Townshend
and Tim Shaw enlist the
help of Roger Moore.
6.55 Escape To The Chateau
— DIY A couple transform
their chateau’s orangery into
a top-class events venue.
7.55 The Yorkshire Dales And
The Lakes A steam engine
obsessive restores a piece of
Cumbrian industrial heritage.
9.00 The Crimson Rivers With
Olivier Marchal and Erika
Sainte. The pair investigate
when a young man is killed
after his land yacht goes out
of control. (Series 3, ep 4;
French with subtitles)
10.05 24 Hours In A&E A man
may need to have his foot
amputated. 11.10-12.15 24
Hours In A&E A retired
firefighter is accidentally hit
in the face with a golf club.5.40pm FILM: Back To The
Future Stars Michael J Fox
and Christopher Lloyd. A
teenager travels back in time
and gets stuck in the 1950s
— where he has to make sure
his parents fall in love.
Wonderful sci-fi comedy.
(1985, PG; includes FYI Daily)8.00 FILM: Skyfall Stars Daniel
Craig and Judi Dench. James
Bond hunts the mastermind
behind a terrorist attack on
MI6, and discovers a former
agent with revenge in mind.
Terrific adventure. (2012,
12; includes FYI Daily)
10.50 Family Guy Chris is sent to a
vocational school. (Series 17,
ep 6) 11.20 Family Guy Peter
attracts the attention of a
powerful Silicon Valley
figure. (Series 16, ep 18)
11.45-12.15 American Dad!6.00 Classic Coronation Street
7.00 Classic Emmerdale Soap.
8.05 That’s My Boy Sitcom.
9.05 Upstairs, Downstairs
11.20 Heartbeat Rural drama.
1.35 FILM: Carry On Don’t Lose
Your Head Stars Sid James,
Kenneth Williams and Joan
Sims. Comedy. (1966, PG)
3.20 FILM: Carry On Doctor Stars
Sid James and Kenneth
Williams. Comedy. (1967, PG)
5.15 FILM: Carry On Screaming
Stars Kenneth Williams,
Fenella Fielding and Harry H
Corbett. Comedy. (1966, PG)
7.15 FILM: Carry On At Your
Convenience Stars Sid
James. An over-eager trade
union representative calls
a strike at a toilet factory.
Plumbs the depths. (1971, PG)
9.00 Doc Martin Louisa and Martin
search for a nursery now that
Janice has left. (S8, ep 2)
10.00 Law & Order: UK A suicidal
man causes a train crash
when he drives onto a railway
crossing. (Series 7, ep 1)
11.05 Scott & Bailey A speed-
dating night leaves Janet
unfulfilled. (Series 4, ep 4)
12.05 Deep Water Drama.
2.15 Unwind Daily relaxation.
2.30-6.00 Teleshopping Goods.6.00pm The Big Bang Theory
Leonard and Penny continue
testing their relationship.
(Series 5, ep 14) 6.30 The
Big Bang Theory Leonard
breaks his and Sheldon’s
room-mate agreement.
7.00 Hollyoaks Mercedes is on a
mission to get her son back.
7.30 The Big Bang Theory
Sheldon is hurt when
Professor Proton contacts
Leonard. (Series 7, ep 7)
8.00 Teen First Dates A teenage
Oasis superfan fan meets a
19-year-old theatre student.
9.00 FILM: Maze Runner — The
Scorch Trials Stars Dylan
O’Brien and Kaya Scodelario
The children who escaped
from a mysterious labyrinth
travel through a dangerous
wasteland. High-octane sci-fi
adventure sequel. (2015, 12)
11.35-12.40 Naked AttractionFILMS
SKY CINEMA PREMIERE
7.15am The Boss Baby 2 — Family
Business (2021, PG) 9.05 Little Darlings
— The Movie (2022, PG) 10.40 CHOICE
Dune. Stars Timothée Chalamet. (2021,
12; see Film of the week) 1.15 Barbarians
(2021, 15) 2.50 Little Darlings — The
Movie (2022, PG) 4.25 The Boss Baby
2 — Family Business (2021, PG) 6.20
People Just Do Nothing — Big In
Japan. The boys from Kurupt FM go in
search of fame and fortune in Japan.
(2021, 15) 8.00 CHOICE Dune. As
10.40am. (See Film of the week) 10.45
Antlers. A student’s secrets lead to
some terrifying encounters. (2020, 15)
12.35 People Just Do Nothing — Big In
Japan. Details as 6.20pm. 2.20 Antlers.
As 10.45pm. 4.05 Sky Cinema Preview
4.55-6.30 Pil’s Adventures (2021, U)
SKY CINEMA THRILLER
1.40pm No Sudden Move (2021, 15)
3.40 The Little Things (2021, 15) 5.50
The Fugitive (1993, 15) 8.00 Collateral.
An LA taxi cab is hijacked by a hitman
with a series of contracts to carry out.
(2004, 15) 10.00 Those Who Wish Me
Dead. A teenage murder witness is
pursued. (2021, 15) 11.45 Shaft (2000,
18) 1.35-3.25 The Quarry (2020, 15)
ENTERTAINMENT
GOLD
7.30am David Jason — Planes, Trains
And Automobiles 8.30 2point4 Children
9.10 Hi-De-Hi! 9.55 Only Fools And
Horses 10.30 Last Of The Summer Wine
11.50 Keeping Up Appearances 12.30
Dad’s Army 1.10 Hi-De-Hi! 1.50 2point4
Children 2.30 Desmond’s 3.05 Dad’s
Army 4.20 Last Of The Summer Wine
5.40 Only Fools And Horses 6.20
Desmond’s 7.00 Hi-De-Hi! 7.40 Keeping
Up Appearances 8.20 Dad’s Army 9.00
Newark, Newark 9.40 Mrs Brown’s Boys
11.00 Upstart Crow 11.40 Peep Show
12.55 David Jason — Planes, Trains And
Automobiles 1.55 The Story Of Only
Fools And Horses 2.45-4.00 Peep Show
SKY COMEDY
5.30pm Saturday Night Live 7.00
Friends — The Reunion 9.00 Micky
Flanagan — An’ Another Fing Live.
Stand-up comedy 11.00 And Just Like
That 12.00 Bloods 12.30 Sex And The
City 1.40 Curb Your Enthusiasm 3.30
Miracle Workers — Oregon Trail
4.00-5.00 Everybody Hates Chris
SKY WITNESS
6.00pm Caught On Dashcam 7.00
Nothing To Declare 8.00 Chicago Med9.00 Chicago Fire. Hawkins helps Brett
and Violet 10.00 Chicago PD 11.00 Law
& Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00 The
Rookie 1.00 9-1-1 2.00 Law & Order:
Special Victims Unit 3.00 Road Wars
5.00-6.00 Brit Cops — Law & Disorder
W
6.00pm Inside The Ambulance 9.00
999 Rescue Squad. A car plunges into
a deep ditch 10.00 Gavin & Stacey
12.40-3.00 Inside The Ambulance
5 STAR
6.00pm Home And Away 7.00 Street
Crime UK — Caught On Camera 8.00
FILM: Jackie Chan’s The Forbidden
Kingdom 10.00 FILM: John Wick —
Chapter 2 12.25 FILM: Gotti 2.35 Adults
Only: Sex Dolls Gone Wild 3.35
Criminals — Caught On Camera
3.55-4.00 Entertainment News
5 USA
6.00pm NCIS. Crime drama 10.00
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
1.50 Private Eyes 3.35-4.00
Criminals — Caught On Camera
COMEDY CENTRAL
8.00am Younger 9.00 Fresh Off The
Boat 10.00 The Middle 11.00 My Wife
And Kids 1.00 Friends 9.00 FILM:
Daddy’s Home 2. Stars Will FerrellSKY CINEMA GREATS
6.00am Bogus (1996, PG) 7.55 Carry
On Cleo (1964, PG) 9.35 The Naked
Gun 33 1/3 — The Final Insult. An evil
mastermind plots to bomb the Oscars
ceremony. (1994, 12) 11.00 On The
Waterfront (1954, PG) 12.50 No
Country For Old Men (2007, 15) 2.55
Bridesmaids (2011, 15) 5.00 Carry On
Cleo. A captured Briton is mistaken for
a swordsman and given the job of
protecting Julius Caesar from assassins.
(1964, PG) 6.35 The Naked Gun 33 1/3
— The Final Insult. As 9.35am. 8.00 The
Godfather. A crime family becomes
involved in a battle for control of New
York. (1972, 15) 11.00 Erin Brockovich.
A single mother working at a law firm
investigates a shady corporation.
(2000, 15) 1.10 Event Horizon (1997,
18) 2.50 Under Siege (1992, 15)
4.35-6.35 Bogus (1996, PG)
SKY CINEMA EPICS
3.20pm The Matrix (1999, 15) 5.50
Raiders Of The Lost Ark. Archaeologist
Indiana Jones tries to locate the Ark
of the Covenant. (1981, PG) 8.00 The
Lord Of The Rings — The Fellowship Of
The Ring. An unassuming hobbit must
destroy a magical ring. (2001, PG)
11.00 Ben-Hur (1959, PG) 2.40 Hondo
(1953, PG) 4.10-6.30 Zulu (1964, PG)FILM4
11.00am Dora And The Lost City Of
Gold (2019, PG) 1.05 CHOICE Lemony
Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate
Events. Stars Jim Carrey, Emily
Browning and Liam Aiken. (2004, PG;
see Critics’ choice) 3.10 Bee Movie
(2007, U) 4.55 We Bought A Zoo. A
struggling, widowed father takes over
ownership of a zoo. (2011, PG) 7.15
Daddy’s Home. A mild-mannered
stepfather must deal with the return of
his wife’s former partner. (2015, 12)
9.00 Deadpool. A mercenary uses his
superpowers to get payback on the
man who disfigured him. (2016, 15)
11.10 CHOICE Cube. Stars Nicole
deBoer. (1997, 15; see Critics’ choice)
1.00-3.05 Dark Encounter (2019, 15)
TALKING PICTURES TV
2.50pm Smokescreen (1964, U) 4.20
Kathy Kirby — My Story 6.00 The
Halfway House. A group of people are
given the chance to reassess their
lives. (1943, PG) 8.00 The Outer Limits
9.05 House Of The Long Shadows. A
novelist finds himself at the centre of a
macabre family reunion. (1983, 15)
11.20-1.10 Kingdom Of The Spiders. A
small group of people are besieged in
a remote hotel when their home town
is overrun by killer tarantulas. (1977, PG)6.00pm Portrait Artist Of The
Year 2013 The four finalists
head to Paris, where they
must impress the judges with
their portraits of Sophie Dahl.
7.00 Video Killed The Radio Star
Music videos for songs by
Kate Bush. 7.30 Video Killed
The Radio Star A look at the
making of music videos.
8.00 Johnny Cash — A Night
To Remember Live 1973
A performance by the
country star at Los Angeles’
Ahmanson Theatre.
9.00 I Am Johnny Cash A
celebration of the country
singer-songwriter built
around 12 of his classic tracks
spanning four decades, and
featuring interviews with
his family and friends.
11.00-2.00 The Shadows — The
Final Tour A 2004 concert.12.00 The Bill Police drama series.
1.00 Classic EastEnders Soap.
2.20 Birds Of A Feather Comedy.
3.00 Father Brown Crime drama.
5.00 Sister Boniface Mysteries
The body of a woman is
discovered. (1/10) 6.00
Sister Boniface Mysteries
A TV crew arrives to use St
Vincent’s Convent as a
location for a thriller. 7.00
Sister Boniface Mysteries
A resident is murdered.
8.00 Father Brown The priest is
accused of murder. (S 5, ep 6)
9.00 Sister Boniface Mysteries A
member of a band is found
dead from a bee sting. (6/10)
10.00 New Tricks The team
reinvestigates the murder
of a boxer. (Series 7, ep 9)
11.15 Silent Witness A woman dies
on her hen night. (S10, ep 2)
1.50-4.00 Dalziel & Pascoe
7.00pm Masterchef Australia
7.50 The Catch Up Update.
8.00 The Fast And The Farmer-ish
Two teams of farmers from
southwest Wales compete.
8.30 The Fast And The
Farmer-ish A Scottish heat.
9.00 FILM: Whiplash Stars Miles
Teller and JK Simmons. A
young jazz drummer’s dream
of enrolling at a prestigious
music academy turns into a
nightmare thanks to his
uncompromising tutor.
Superb drama. (2014, 15)
10.40 RuPaul’s Drag Race — UK
Versus The World The global
glamazons stage a royal
command performance. 11.55
RuPaul’s Drag Race — UK
Versus The World The queens
face a design challenge.
1.05 Love In The Flesh
2.30 Hot Property Dating show.
3.30-4.00 Eating With My Ex
7.00pm Take Three Degrees
The musical threesome
sing their greatest hits.
7.45 TOTP: Big Hits 1989. A
compilation featuring some
the chart-toppers of the year.
8.00 TOTP: 1992. Performances by
Roxy Music, Chris Rea, Bjorn
Again, Take That and Felix.
8.30 TOTP: 1992. With Leo
Sayer and Michael Bolton.
9.00 Hello Quo Documentary
examining Status Quo’s
five-decade history, featuring
archive material as well as
footage of the 2012 reunion of
the group’s original line-up.
10.20 Status Quo — Live And
Acoustic Footage from the
band’s Roundhouse concert.
11.20 TOTP2 — Status Quo
Memorable performances.
12.05 Stewart Copeland’s
Adventures In Music (2/3)
1.05 TOTP: 1992. Performances.
2.05-3.25 Hello Quo Documentary.52 10 April 2022
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