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IanLammingisblownawaybythenewRangeRoverEvoque
A FEAT OF ENGINEERING
C
anyoudothemaths,because
Ican’t.Itisstaggering!
StandinginLandRover’s
HalewoodplantEvoque
afterEvoquetrundleby
everyfewsecondsinvarious
stagesofdressandundress.Theystartat
oneendwithsheetsofTatametal(steeland
aluminium)and 48 hourslateranewEvoque
oraDiscoverySportpopsouttheotherend,
eachonewithanamedownerand,hence,
representingmoneyinthebankforJLR.
ThisisthebitIcan’tquitecomprehend–
700 vehiclesaday, 363 daysayear(theplant
onlyclosesonChristmasandNewYear’s
Day)atanaveragepriceof,say,foreaseof
themaths,£ 50 K.Wellthat’salotthenisn’tit?
Theotheramazingthingaboutbeing
assemblyline-sidearethebewilderinglevels
ofengineeringrequired(haveyoueverseena
wiringloomcloseup,OMG),thelogisticsof
just-in-timemanufacturingandthemindsetto
notonlyworkinafactorybuttoenjoyit.
Withthisinmind,howcouldacritic,
becausethatiswhatmybreedis,darecriticise
orevennit-pickagainstthisbackdropof
humanskill,resolveandengineeringprowess.
CouldIdesignormanufactureanEvoque?
No.ButcouldIdrivethesecondgeneration
ofwhatmustbetheworld’smostsuccessful
luxurycar?Ohyeahbaby,bringiton.So
thosenicepresspeopleatLandRoverdidjust
thatandthelineofspankingnewEvoquesin
theplantcarparkwerejustforus.
Wheredowestart?Well,weareoutside
sotheobviousplaceisthenewlook.Ilikeit;
it’sbecomeababyVelarwiththeupmarket
RangerRoversnoutandlovelyrump.All
that’smissingistheterrace-streetlengthto
differentiatethetwo–there’sonlyamillor
twoinitcomparedwiththeolderEvoque
- andtheproportionsareactuallypretty
perfect.It’saclassyevolutionofamodel
whichsoldwelltotheend.
‘CouldIdrivethe
secondgeneration
ofwhatmustbethe
world’smostsuccessful
luxurycar?Ohyeah
baby,bringiton’