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dreams
BOLLYWOOD!
They said
WHAT?!
“If they don’t
like it, they can all
write their own books.”
Demi Moore has some choice
words for her three ex-hubbies
if they’re not happy with
her new memoir Inside
Out. Savage!“I have this
dream of having
grandkids that can actually
float, because they’re so
unprogrammed and so pure.”
Kanye West has high
hopes for his future
grandchildren.“He’s got a
strong chin. Can you
imagine anyone with a weak
chin ever playing Batman?”
Robert Pattinson gets the
tick of approval from Willem
Dafoe to play Gotham’s
caped crusader.
NICO’S
GOT
Is that a log Nico Tortorella or
are you just happy to see us?!
The Younger hunk certainly
grabbed our attention at
NW HQ with his near-nude
snap, all to show off his giant
new beaver tattoo. “So many
people have been asking why
I got a giant beaver tattooed
[on] my thigh,” he shared.
“Besides the obvious gender
f**kery (cuz duh), there’s
some real medicine in the
symbolism. The beaver
medicine reminds us that
everything in this life is built
one log at a time.” Looks
like Nico’s already getting
to work... that’s one
eager beaver!Along came
Bolly... wood!Wood you
be mine,
ladies?