and Police Academy 3 had sex and
made a setpiece. There’s far more
variety here than I’d ever trust my
brain to accurately remember. I
would never have believed, for
example, there was a bit where my
team trundled around a car factory in
little pods, like armed revellers in an
unfurnished ghost train, but there it
is. The problem is that most of these
diversions are less fun than charging
forward into cover and shredding
metal enemies with a machine gun,
but on occasion it bangs. The section
on an elevated monorail, for example,
is exhilarating, even if it is just a fast
corridor with windows.
I also have a special place in my
heart for the cast of Binary Domain.
Protagonist Dan Marshall is one of
gaming’s great dickheads.
Controlling him is like playing as a
Kevlar fistbump – a no-hands
wheelie of a man whose favourite
phrase is ‘holler if you’re dead’. You
get to carve out some of his
personality via custom responses to
your team’s questions, but answering
with anything even vaguely polite
seems like a betrayal. But Dan seems
positively nuanced compared to the
rest of the team. We have Cain, a
French robot who sounds like Poirot
trapped in next door’s dustbin; and
Commander Charles Gregory, a
character who’s 70 % posh British
first names and 3 0% romantic lead
from a Netflix Christmas film.
Elsewhere there’s a short-haired
demolitions expert Rachel, whose
character type is ‘the one you’re not
supposed to fancy’, except I do; and
Big Bo, a crayon drawing of an
African American who’s like
someone gave an ice-cream truck
guns and taught it how to party.
FAYEACCOMPLI
Any attempt to add depth to the
characters in Binary Domain is
slightly undermined by the limited
trust system. You build rapport with
teammates by killing enemies with
them and saving them when they’re
downed, but there’s a conversational
element, too. It’s fun, even if your
options are mostly limited to ‘yes’,
‘no’, and ‘dammit’, and you mostly
ROBOTIC-TIC BOOM
Aim here for maximum enjoyment
1
HEAD
Shatter a robot’s face,
exposing the Terminator-like
visage beneath.
2
ARM
Blast his arms off and he’s
not going to be shooting you
back anytime soon.
3
BODY
It ain’t elegant, but
enough shots tocentremass
will blast him into scrap.
4
LEGS
There’s something so
satisfying about sniping out a
limb so they have to crawl.