2019-03-01ReadersDigest_AUNZ

(John Hannent) #1

Laughter


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74 | March• 2019


Definitely
No Crocks Here

car just smells like pickled
cigarettes.” @Kellygator

“Whenever someone had a cold,
mygrandmausedtotellthemto
drink tequila because you’d either
lose the cold or forget about it.”
@2OmarSC1

“I was told to sprinkle talcum
powder on my sheets to freshen
them up – and woke up looking
like a powdered doughnut.”
@Britbrhodehouse

DON’TTAKETHISBADADVICE


Comedian Jimmy Fallon asked
theaudienceofThe Tonight Show
totweettheworstnuggets of advice
they’d ever received:


“Aguyatworktriedtogive
me marriage advice and finished
with,‘Trustme,I’vebeenmarried
three times’.” @MicahWilliams24


“I accidentally bought a car that
smelledlikecigarettesandwas
told vinegar would fix it. Now my


What do you
call an alligator
with GPS?
A navi-gator.

What’s the difference between
acrocodileandanalligator?
Onewillseeyoulater,andthe
other willseeyouinawhile.

What do you
call an alligator
wearingavest?
An investigator.
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