Krash - 01.07.2018

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Q:Where do parrots


make films?
A:Pollywood.

Q:What are baby
witches called?
A:Halloweenies.

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Q: Have you heard
the joke about the
skunk?
A: Never mind, it
stinks.

Q: What
happened to the
cold jellyfish?
A: It set.

Q: Why didn’t the horse
draw the cart?
A: Because it couldn’t
hold the pencil.

Q: What award does
the Dentist of the Year
receive?
A: A little plaque.

Q: What happened to
the two mad vampires?
A: They both went a
little batty.

Q: Why are
skeletons so calm?
A: Nothing gets
under their skin.

Q: What is yellow
and stupid?
A: Thick custard.

Q: What type of music
are balloons scared of?
A: Pop music.

Q: What did the wig say
to the head?
A: I’ve got you covered.

Q: What has a
bottom at the
top?
A: Your legs.

Q: Where can
you find an
ocean with no
water?
A: On a map.

Q: What has two legs,
one wheel and stinks?
A: A wheelbarrow full of
manure.

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