Cybertron 4T-
87 is a highly
advanced space
robot, and does
not appear in
this story.
Get out
of our
book,
robot!
AGE:4008.
SPECIES:Jackal
mummy.
LIKES:Fashion,
the Unpharaoh, his
own face.
DISLIKES:Mess,
being a mummy,
having his butt zapped.
FAVOURITE FOOD:Low-carb dust
salad presented in the shape of his own
face.
EDUCATION:The Royal Puppy School.
Graduated with Honours in Fawning.
JOB:Chief of the Jackal Mummies.
Only the chief gets to wear the nemes,
which is the Egyptian word for that
striped scarf. In fact, the nemes is
mostly why Cainus took the job.
SPELLING:Atrocious.CAINUS THE BEARD
CYBERTRON4T-87AGE: SO old we can’t even say.
SPECIES: Facial hair.
LIKES: Chins, changing shape,
being told what to do.
DISLIKES: Razors.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Air.
EDUCATION: None.
That’s why it needs a
smart person’s face.
JOB: Decides who
becomes Pharaoh.
GOOD OR EVIL: Both.
It all depends whose
chin it’s attached to!AGE:4084.
SPECIES: Old
Crone.
LIKES:
Being
the best,
hissing,
zapping
Cainus’s
butt.
DISLIKES:
Everyone.
FAVOURITE
FOOD: Peeled
dates or Animal
Mummies, depending on mood.
EDUCATION: The Prince’s School and
secret lessons with a local magician.
JOB: Pharaoh (retired).
SKIN REGIME: Spits into hand, rubs
on skin.THE UNPHARAOH
KS^51